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65 Funny Jokes for Kids (And Adults Who Like Dumb Jokes)

Super funny jokes in english

A: To stop his coffin. Q: How do you eat a squirrel? Why do women have orgasms? Q: What did the hard-boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. A: Because he has holes in his hands. A: He had a fang-ache. Q: What do you get when you cross a potato and corn? A: He got a little behind in his work. Her mother spoke angrily to her and told her that the stranger just wanted to see her underwear under the dress. Q: Why are vampires like false teeth? Short Funny Jokes For Adults 1.

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Super Funny Jokes

Super funny jokes in english

Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? Q: What did Dracula have for dessert? Q: What do you call a fake noodle? Q: Ever had sex while camping? Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? A: They both only change their pads after every third period! A: You put a boogie in it. After five years, your job will still suck. Q: How does a girl vampire flirt? The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. Q: Where do vampires keep their money? Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. These hilarious jokes are so stupid that it will not only guarantee to make you facepalm but also laugh out loud at the same time. Whether you want to receive further information on something or want to ask a question or maybe have a suggestion for us to improve content on this website, or probably you wish to report a problem. A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your hole weak.

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50 Dirty Jokes That Are (Never Appropriate But) Always Funny

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A: Because of his coffin! Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: He got the gas bill. After the little girl climbed up and down the stranger gave her some candies. A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them 68. Q: What do you call an Afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on 8. The English all went out and got drunk. Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Naughty Jokes

Super funny jokes in english

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? You will be surprised by some of the dumb jokes and should give credit to the Redditors, because they are really very creative. What do you call a guy with a giant dick? Q: Why did the belt get arrested? Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. Liquor in the front, poker in the back. Pepper come in a bottle? So Benjamin and Benja ask to the god, the god said its a punishment for Benji. Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? A: They make up everything.

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160 Funny Jokes For Adults

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark? She Doesn't Gets a Buzz The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? Why do vegetarians give good head? Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Here are 57 hilarious jokes kids will love and adults will love groaning at. Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware? Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Another good thing screwed up by a period. Boy: That the potato should go in the front. In fact, good jokes for kids celebrate and revel in silliness over intelligence.

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Racist Jokes

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What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? A: He held up a pair of pants. A: A cheater, cheater, woman beater. A: There are only two handles on a garbage can. A: A trip without the kids! What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Q: Why was the African-American girl quiet during the movie? Banana split so ice creamed! Thirdly there were the Irish who never knew what they wanted - but were willing to fight for it anyway. I bet he felt like an idiot.

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Jokes Top 100

Super funny jokes in english

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross? One day, in the heaven, Benjamin was walking with really ugly girl. A: You spread its little legs. Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry. Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. Replacement Windows - A Funny English Joke Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive casement type with shutters.

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